Thursday, April 8, 2010

…And Here I Thought Delhi Is In India….!!!

This is really embarrassing for me to put it across, but all thanks to some creatively genius bamboozles, a magnificent advertisement was circulated in almost all the leading newspapers across the country that promptly announced ; Kolkata is an island in the Bay Of Bengal, Varanasi is in Orissa, Gwalior is in Maharashtra and the BUMMER of all… DELHI is in PAKISTAN.

          
                  All this started off when the Ad Agency were informed to prepare an Advertisement by the Eastern Railway for the inauguration of a luxury train ‘Maharaja Express’ which is bound to travel the vast expanse from Kolkata to Delhi. And they proceeded to do a brilliant job of coining out an awesome map of India in the most retarded manner possible. Humble apologies for being such a critic but this is a bit too surreal for anyone to digest!
          The Ad Agency creating such a glitch is acceptable to SOME extent, but what about the Railway Authorities who were supposed to finalize it for circulations? Indian System couldn’t get any sloppier than this!
I just hope that these guys don’t muddle up so royally anytime soon!




For more information about the Plush Maharaja Express: http://luxuryindiatrains.bunkmag.com/maharaja-express/index.html

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

...And Here I Thought That A Moshpit Was Brutally Gorish...!



Bangkok,Thailand --
      
 POP QUIZ:  What do you do when you are shitassed pissed at the governing body of your so-called beloved country and you PATRIOTISM swells up and overflows through your veins?
        Nothing much actually, you listen to some Cattle Decapitation, Napalm Death and the likes; slash yourself in different places; collect the blood tidily in big jars and dispense it at the Prime Minister’s gate.
         
Jokes apart, Thai freaks are at some insanity again as they conceptualize some Innovative ways and means to oppress the government in its pathway. People threw gallons of blood at the gate of Prime Minister Abhisit Vejjajiva’s house in a symbolic protest against the Government’s rejections for contesting elections.

          Unfortunately this proved to be worthless as the PM wasn’t keen on budging away from his decision. But the worst part of it all is the fact that the Thai Tourism Industry is facing the brunt as Bangkok had to shut down most of its areas for security concerns. So there was no ‘wanna do khachak-khachak?’ or ‘me open beer bottle from down-down!
         
          I just hope things get back to the way they were in ‘Titillating Thailand’ (no pun intended)…till then I’ll get back to blaring some raining blooood and sympathizing with them.

                           FULL METCHUL SUPPORT to these guys… \m/ !